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Submitted By: Fag In The Mirror
To all the Fagson SUPPORTERS: A quick "HIStory" lesson (something they're not teaching in schools): Fagson was originally born a black boy who had his ass beat regularly by an abusive father. He was talented enough to sing & dance & earn a living & became famous at an early age. When he was old enough he moved away and bought his own place, mostly to be alone, but also to get away from his father. As he grew older and became more and more famous, he struggled harder and harder with his a"dick"tions and tried to defend it by claiming that it was all just "innocent fun," that it was just a "game," and that he was just a little boy inside who never really had a chance to grow up, but his thin, creepy shell (and face) was soon cracking away: young boys started to talk, his popularity nose-dived, his face tuned into a freak-like feminine ape creature, he pretended to "like" girls by trying to sham the public into believing that his two "marraiges" were really something more than pathetic, laughable "fake hetero publicity" INCLUDING "fathering" (no, make that "buying") three children. The public soon grew repulsed by his abhorant, disgusting behavior, and his record sales plumeted (though he somehow blamed others), and once he could no longer pay anyone off anymore, he turned to drugs and just spiraled out of control until he died. And though he still has fans, idiot, moronic and in DENIAL (like yourselves) it's a FACT that he'll always be remembered more for his creepy controversy and legal antics than for his sappy, whiney, faggoty, finger snapping and crotch-grabbing music. End of story. Now WHAT is it that you ALL don't understand?!...
On: 2010-06-19 16:10:16
Submitted By: Willy Wanker
***Media Alert!!!*** Papa Joe Jackson is in the news again, this time for blaming his wife(!) for failing to intervene in getting Michael admitted to rehab for his "nine-year-old crack addiction!"
On: 2010-06-19 15:34:54
Submitted By: Neverland Ass Bandit
diddy - that documentary "Living With Michael Jackson" was a complete joke, and in case you never figured it out, it BACKFIRED on Fagson in a major way, resulting in him being charged ONCE MORE! The re"butt"al show that Fagson demanded was also a joke! All Fagson cared about was one snipet of dialog EDITED back in (it was originally EDITED out) where the host commented something like (or in context of) "it's really remarkable how much you love your children." THAT was it! In other words, all Fagson wanted to get across was that his own "kids" were "off limits" but other kids weren't so lucky. Still an ironic joke since everybody knows that Fagson isn't/wasn't/never was their "real, biological" father anyway. He literally "bought" them like like all of the other shit in his life. Show me DNA proof that he's their "real" father and I'll be the first to apologize, but, oh no, I can just hear you and all of the other Fagson "lovers:" "He didn't have to show proof 'cause he was such a loving father, not abusive like his own father, blah, blah, blah." Fucking BULLSHIT! So a "loving father" dangles his infant baby over the balcony of a multi-story hotel balcony where he nearly dropped to his death?! I notice you've never addressed that one, diddy! Would love to hear your "particular" answer/explantion on that one? Well? We're all waiting!...
On: 2010-06-19 15:18:53
Submitted By: asshole
And you believed that documentary? I am sory to say, but it was only there to make him look good. I know, because I used to work with editors, and they showed me ways to edit something to make ANONE look good. I bet if I saw it, I wouldn't believe a word of it. Come to think of it, I did see it, and within two minutes I had to turn it off. True, he had more money than I did, and I am glad I didn't, but I certainly wouldn't waste it on crap, like trying to take you seriously, because you only believe the covered up stuff. As far as these so-called "charaties" are concerned, I bet anything that 85% of them went into pockets of people who keep the money. Yeah, and there are alot of disgruntled employees who were fired for catching him with little boys. Again, you fail to prove your case that he was innocent, and he was so sweet. Try (T-r-y) harder next time, if you want to convince us.
On: 2010-06-19 14:43:12
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Submitted By: diddy
michael may have more money than you but you should of seen him shopping and stuff, he wasted his money on crap coz when i watched LIVING WITH MICHAEL JACKSON he went to this shop and bought all these unusual ornaments for his house which costed 500,000 dollars and he bought about 500 and im not even joking ang then he donates lots of money to like nearly all the charities in the world and then he has to pay lots of money for the people who work for im and stuff. I love MJ.
On: 2010-06-19 13:52:20
Submitted By: asshole
I'm not trying to change you, diddy. I could care less. I mean, the real question is why are YOU trying to make (trying T-R-Y-I-N-G) us see that he is innocent? Who cares, I mean, if Jackoff was innocent, he wouldn't have paid off the father. He would've pressed charges. I mean, he had enough money, and powerful attorneys that he could've done that, if he wanted to
On: 2010-06-19 13:40:15
Submitted By: diddy
y wud i have to meet michael jackson to believe that he is innocent and i've been searching reasons y sexy michael was innocent and there was a list and it one sed that jordy chandler admiitted that his dad used him for money and his dad is called evan and he is a turd. and i'm NOT making it up u asshole. y r u tryna change me from being a fan of michael jackson. he was innocent u twats.
On: 2010-06-19 13:34:38
Submitted By: asshole
NeverlandassBandit, you have to understand, these people who defended him never even met him, nor knew him personally. I mean, did they even have an association with him? I doubt it, and even when we asked them for an encounter they had, all the haters and skeptics get are insults. Good thing you show the documents. They would probably consider it an honor if Michael dangled their baby off a balcony like he did in Germany. Nambla will probably set their flags at half mast, and the one who impersonates the haters is more than likely an active member of that community.
On: 2010-06-19 12:08:56
Submitted By: shamonay
Q:what did michael jackson do when his ferris wheel broke down A: nothing, he's dead
On: 2010-06-19 11:33:53
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Submitted By: Billy Queen
Just a friendly FYI - everybody remember that on June 25, the 1 year anniversary of Fagson's death, all banks and schools will be closed, there will be no mail delivery or garbage pickup, but NAMBLA's flags will be at half-mast.
On: 2010-06-19 11:29:18
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