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Submitted By: Neverland Ass Bandit
KNC - it tuly must be sheer torture on your part to have to go through your pathetic life in complete denial over THE TRUTH and FACTS about your poor demented freak of an idol, just because he was so "adorable & sexy" and made "really cool MTV videos." Have you ever read THESMOKINGGUN.COM/MICHAELJACKSONBOMBSHELL? It's a webiste (thank God for the U.S.A.'s Freedom Of Information Act) that has the ACTUAL COURT DOCUMENTS SCANNED - not just re-typed posts or texts, they are the ACTUAL RECORDS that you can read and print out. If you can get passed watching "Billie Jean" for the 4,000 time, why don't you give it a read? It's ALL THERE: boys's testimony of blow jobs, masturbation, french kissing, fondling, cuddling, nude bathing, and how Fagson forced boys to watch "THE EXORCIST" before bedtime so that they would be too scared to sleep alone! How FUCKING PREDATORY is THAT?!! But, oh yeah, I'm sure you'll say that the documents are fake; they all lied, they tried to "shame" him. Sure, just keep defending the FUCKER! Because for every one of you ignorant, short-sided, dumb ass dickheads that can come up with some "lame ass" excuse of how "wonderful" he was, how "innocent" he was, we, the FAGSON HATERS can come to this site with PROOF & FACTS! What do you all have? NOTHING! Except your whiny bullshit about how great he could dance, how sweet he was, how loving and caring he was (yeah, I'll bet)and how he wouldn't harm a fly (yeah, but he might unzip one or two of them, espeecially if they're not old enough to shave yet). There are PLENTY of witness to his creepy bullshit, yet they were all paid off, fired, let go, discredited on the witness stand (or in the press), or just simply "vanished" and moved on (probably out of the country). But you all still don't get it, do you? We Fagson haters DO NOT & WILL NOT STAND FOR PEDOPHILIA, CHILD MOLESTATION, or ANYTHING ELSE THAT HARMS OR VIOLATES THE TRUST OF A CHILD and especially ANY ONE OR THING THAT SUPPORTS OR GLAMORIZES ONE OF THE BIGGEST IN THE UNIVERSE!!!! Fagson was called "The Pied Piper Of Pedophelia" by the press and as far as I'm concerned, THAT'S what should be on his tombstone! THAT and how about this: "Ashes-to-ashes, dust-to-dust, if he hadn't been a junkie-pedo, he'd still be with us." SO keep on focusing on what's important - the fact's that truly matter: not the payoffs, the court records, the witnesses, the testimony, etc., but the "real" issues: what a great dancer he was, and all of the "music & the magic." And when your done, go watch "Billie Jean" for the 4001 time! Asshole, Hate The Freak, & Bubbles, keep fighting!
On: 2010-06-19 11:22:47
Submitted By: asshole
knc, are you a supporter of Nambla by any chance? And here is a joke, YOU ARE THE ASSHOLE! Who cares about what you think?! This is a michael jackson joke site, in case you didn't read.
On: 2010-06-19 09:04:22
Submitted By: knc
i got a huge joke and its called YOUR ALL ASSHOLES slag a innocent man when he put 40yrs of blood heart & sweat listen carefully dont call michal joe jackson s peod cuz i'm sick and tired of evil bastards calling him a peod only weirdos would think mj a peod i dont care what you think cuz you know the biggest joke of them all you yor bunch of assbandeds
On: 2010-06-19 08:59:09
Submitted By: Neverland Ass Bandit
What's the difference between Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson? Fawcett was every senior boy's fantasy; Jackson's fantasy was every senior boy.
On: 2010-06-18 23:24:56
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Submitted By: Bubbles The Pimp
(To the tune of "What A Wonderful World") - I hear young boys scream/from Neverland/tucked in real tight/all kissed good night/and I say to myself/what a demented fag/they exhange a nervous glance/from me to you/boys rub their ass/all black and blue/and I say to myself/what a demented fag/the color on his face/it changes every day/he looks like a drag queen/yet his fans don't think he's gay/I see cash changin' hands/parents yell "what did you do?!"/he laughs, grabs his crotch, then cries out "whoo-hoo-hoo!"/I'm so glad that he died/he overdosed/papa Joe said it's the flue/paramedics yelled "code blue!"/and I say to myself... what a de-mented FAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGG!!!!!
On: 2010-06-18 20:12:11
Submitted By: Neverland Ass Bandit
What was the difference between Ed McMahon and Michael Jackson? McMahon called out, "Here's Johnny!" Jackson called out, "Where's Johnny?!"
On: 2010-06-18 19:59:15
Submitted By: Neverland Ass Bandit
What the difference between a rooster and Michael Jackson? A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo!" Jackson says, "any-lil-cock'll-do!"
On: 2010-06-18 19:56:53
Submitted By: asshole
Wht did the little boy say when he was molested by Michael Jackson? Won't you just leave me alone? Hey, that's the only way you'll get me to stop, is to make a video of yourself on youtube telling us to leave Michael Alone, but of course the fans won't do that, so bring on more Michael Jokes, even the moaners and groaners. Bonus Joke: What was the response of the little boy when he met Michael after the molestation? Bad, really bad.
On: 2010-06-18 17:55:47
Submitted By: asshole
Couldn't have put it better myself, Hate the Freak. I couldn't have said it better myself. I truthfully believe that, or maybe it is someone who is so insecure that they have to be like the "I know something you don't" even if they don't, in order to make themselves look more important than they think they are, which they aren't. Have a nice day
On: 2010-06-18 15:12:59
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Submitted By: Hate The Freak
The image I get of DIDDLES is this: A group of adults are sitting having a meal and conversation----DIDDLES is that annoying child running around the table trying to seek attention and get everyone to notice them, when all they really are is a giant pain in the ass and you wish the parents would have just left them the fuck home. OR: one of those annoyingly tiny dogs that jumps like 6 inches in the air and just yaps all the time. Damn shame the that the condom chose that momenet to break when Pappa DIDDLE was banging Mamma DIDDLE.
On: 2010-06-18 14:33:34
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