Silky, calm yourself down because like it or not, I am a Michael fan. I love everything about him and don't think he did what he was accused of. Does that stop me from enjoying a few harmless (and equally funny) jokes? Absolutely not. Jokes are meant to be funny and not taken seriously. Please try and understand the difference between me and all the other haters out there. There is a BIG difference. Also, everyone has their own opinion. It's like different religions- don't try to shove your opinion down other people's throats, and maybe they won't be so pissed at you! This is a HATE site, dear. Stay away if it's going to make you mad. Am I right? -Misty

MISTY WOT IS WITH THE JOKES THERE IS NO WAY YOU ARE A FAN OF MICHAEL IF YOU GO ABOUT DISSING HIM LIKE THAT, YOUR JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY, THEY ARE DISGUSTING AND DISRESPECTFUL, I WILL NOT TAKE A FUCKING CHILL PILL, AS I SAID I COME ON THIS SITE TO DEFEND MICHAEL, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT,THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD WHO RAPE AND KILL CHILDREN AND HAVE CHILD PORN...DO YOU THINK THAT IS FUNNY TOO?? MICHAEL WAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE INNOCENT.HE DID NOTHING WRONG, SO GET YOUR FUCKING FACTS RIGHT BEFORE YOU CONTINUE TO SHOW POST YOUR HORRID ''JOKES'' THEY ARE NOT JOKES THEY ARE SICK, FUCK ALL YOU HATERS, YOU WAIT AND SEE!!

Okay I agree totally with you. I kind of like Michael but not really. And if u talk mess about this massy whatever her name is. Why did u come here in the first place. Please keep ur comments to ur self. This is a NO HATER ZONE. Okay so just leave. And dont use ur little curse.(THOSE ARE BAD WORDS)well thats all I gotta say see ya!!Love the jokes!!!!!

SilkLips, please take a chill pill. And have some common sense. If you don't like people flaming Michael, why did you come to the site in the first place? You're doing nothing but angering the true haters and joke-tellers. Hate the Freak- it feels good to be here and I respet your opinion.People with different opinions make the world such a diverse place! Okay, Knock-knock. (who's there?) Little Boy Blue. (little boy blue who?) Michael Jackson!! -Misty

Misty--well done and welcome to the site. Silky, hang around as much as you like. You love bj so much, it keeps us haters coming back for more, too. All equates to more site traffic--so that's a good thing. We do seem to have lost sight of the freak jokes, though, although some of the funniest, remain the oldest. by the way...he didn't have a heart attack; he has been found in the children's ward... having a stroke!

MISTY- HOW CAN YOU BE A MICHAEL FAN AND JOKE ABOUT HIS DEATH AND ALL THE THINGS THAT HAS HAPPENED TO HIM IN THE PAST, THAT IS JUST CRUEL, WHERE IS THE L.O.V.E COS IT AINT ON THIS FUCKIN SITE, THIS SITE IS DISGUSTING AND FILLED WITH PURE HATRED ABOUT A MAN THAT I LOVE, I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T LOVE HIM OR LIKE HIM, I DON'T LIKE YOU, BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME SETTING UP A SITE FILLED WITH HATRED AND DISGUSTING AND HURTFUL JOKES ABOUT YOU, DO YOU? NO!! FUCKING SORT IT OUT, I WILL NOT LEAVE THIS PAGE UNTIL IT HAS BEEN TAKEN OFF THE INTERNET,

i fuck horses!!!!

Ok. Let me make it clear that I am a Michael fan, but the jokes are downright hilarious. You guys seriously need to lighten up. Sorry, I know that sounded harsh. And now that I've talked (or typed, rather.) your ear off, I will now proceed with my joke: Q: Why did Michael get fired from Pepsi? A: He was caught sucking on a squirt! -Misty

What the hell happend to the jokes!? its all justhaters and Hate the freak telling them to fuck off.... there's not even any jokes anymore! and what ever happend to mo lester and die pedophiles!?

I DONT BELIEVE YOU HATE THE FREAK ABOUT YOUR PARENTS BEATING UP MICHAEL WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER, WHY CHAT SHIT? WHO IS THE OWNER OF THIS DISGUSTING SITE? THEY SHOULD BE SHOT, MICHAEL WAS THE BEST AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE BEST HUMAN BEING EVER TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET, YOUR PARENTS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP TOO, I WOULD LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OF IF YOU EVER GOT BEATEN UP BY A BUNCH OF MJ FANS BECAUSE OF UR DISGUSTING AND HURTFUL COMMENTS, YOU DESERVE EVERY BRUISE YOU GET, SO FUCK YOU,