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Submitted By: Boysen
Happy anniversary, everyone! The kid-fucking faggot is fucking DEAD! Yeah, that's right, MJ fans! He's fucking dead! To all MJ fans: GO SUCK MJ's DICK, YOU PEDO-LOVING FAGS!!!
On: 2010-06-25 09:28:09
Submitted By: Boysen
friend (shows me a feature on Madame Tussaud's): That wax figure of Michael Jackson really looks like him, doesn't it? / me: I'm not surprised. MJ looked like wax when he was still alive. (actual conversation)
On: 2010-06-25 09:26:32
Submitted By: shamonay
micheal like his men like his whiskey, twelve years old and mixed up with coke
On: 2010-06-25 09:12:17
Submitted By: Neverland Ass Bandit
How I truly wish Fagson would have been caught fucking little boys in Saudi Arabia because the penelty for child molestestion in the Arab Emerets is DEATH BY DECAPATATION!!! Happy Anniversary to all the FAGSON HATERS!
On: 2010-06-25 09:06:04
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Submitted By: fuck you, Michael
*to the tune of joy to the world* Joy to the world, the pedo's gone. Child molestor and touching kids. We are so glad he's gone, and away from the world. From Dangling babies from a balcony, to touching little boys. He was a pervert, and a drugged up drag queen. Joy to the world, the fag is gone, and HIS-tory. He was a truly bad person, and wanted to be starting something. He creeped us out, and was a pedophile. We are so glad he is truly dead. Joy to the world, the pedo's gone. Now, parents and little boys can rest. We won't be molested, and now, the thing is gone.
On: 2010-06-25 08:12:50
Submitted By: asshole
Hey, Ally. Welcome to the club. To all the haters, it's one FULL FUCKING YEAR since the pedophile died. I hope you got your party hats on. Hey, we should start a letter writing campaign to get a statue of Dr. Conrad Murphy in city hall. Thank you for Dr. Conrad Murphy for ridding the world of a monster. For George Lopez, Michael Jackson, FUCK THAT PUTO! He was one of the witnesses at the trial. I don't know which one. Rock on
On: 2010-06-25 08:08:37
Submitted By: Hate The Freak
What a glorious day to be alive. One year ago today--Dr Conrad Murray, a national hero, put the world out of its misery by getting rid of FAGSON, a chalk-faced, mutated, sick freak. Thanks, Doc. One year later, I, along with my guests, will celebrate the removal of FAGSON with a huge party. Posts throughout the day will be slim, as the party going to start around noon, and roll into the wee hours. To any lover of FAGSON that comes here to bemoan FAGSONS death or claim he deserves respect---FUCK YOU. FAGSON was disgusting--even just to look at, makes me puke. This past year has been the best ever--being one year FAGSON FREE, and each year will only get better. I salute our heroes today: Dr Murray, for ridding us of the freak, and to Joe Jackson, who my only wish is that you made that freak suffer even more, or perhaps that you would have beaten FAGSON to death, before IT ever had a chance to mutate from a black kid, into a MAGGOT FAGGOT KID FUCKING HOMO. JOY TO THE WORLD--FAGSON IS DEAD. PARTY ON.
On: 2010-06-25 07:37:39
Submitted By: Ally
Knock, Knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson! Another thing... fuck all you people saying "he is human, respect his death." FUCK THAT. Any person, who touches a child SHOULD be DEAD. It's a shame he didn't suffer more. Morons.
On: 2010-06-25 06:19:56
Submitted By: fuck you, Michael
yeah, before he died, I heard he molested kids in saudi arabia. Funny how the king gave him political asylum after he found out that he left the USA. I wonder what the king's reaction was when he molested the arab boys.
On: 2010-06-24 18:10:19
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Submitted By: asshole (The Real One)
True, but what about Jeffrey Jones, or Perez Hilton? I mean, can you believe that they will have a dateline interview with his mother? Who did she blow for this?
On: 2010-06-24 13:13:46
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